i make nuns cry with my satanic nipples

Sep 15

yrrard:

salty-centipede:

Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

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what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

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Sep 15

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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Sep 15

This Mexican fire opal looks like a sunset above the clouds when illuminated just right.
Image credit: Jeff Schultz

Sep 15
needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

Sep 15

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

Sep 15

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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Sep 09

hi guys i missed u and tumblr so much and hopefully im officially off hiatus i love u so much and ill post pics of my new hair later when im not super wrecked

Aug 22

kyleehenke:

cAnt SLEEP 2 EXCITEd

Aug 13

kierenwalker-monroe:

everyone pls go have 5 minutes of belly positivity

and if u say “no” pls ask urself why u wont

Aug 13

queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

Aug 13

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

Aug 13

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

Aug 13

unslain:

its 1am on a thursday morning and instead of sleeping, all i can think about is the taste of your lips

Aug 13

unslain:

its 1am on a thursday morning and instead of sleeping, all i can think about is the taste of your lips

Aug 13

uncomely:

*posts selfie*

*checks likes to see if hot boys liked it*